Only if you deserve it!

More tennis lessons this week, starting at 9.00 am today. I'm doing too much, so my fees will have to go up. In the UK, I charged £30 per hour ('cos I'm bloody good - don't you know?) and here I am charging 30 euros per hour. Excellent value for money, but it will have to increase. Thinks - picks sum out of air - my new rate is 40 euros ph. Still cheap, but I also give lots of love and affection to those that deserve it! So if you're young, beautiful and deserve it, you've come to the right place!
(You male chauvinist boar - Ed.)

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Anyone reading the above could be forgiven for thinking that I'm a male chauvinist boar. Well, let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth. I adore people, especially women and I forgive all their imperfections with great magnanimity.

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Otherwise a quiet day with another lesson at 7.00 pm.