Boy, did it rain last night.
We were woken at around 4.30 am by the thunder and lightening, dashed outside to pull the chairs on the terrace nearer the house so that they didn't get too wet, (look, don't ask me, I just follow orders!), and then took some time to get back to sleep, especially since Max thought it all great fun and wouldn't settle.
I heard this today and thought I'd share it.
A man said to his wife,
"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so that I would be attracted to you!"
Why does Jan keep showing me these jokes?
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