Dances with wolves

The weather was miserable, cloudy, cold and wet so I decided to have an afternoon off (what another - Ed) and watch a film.


Dances with Wolves was on so I sat and slobbed whilst Jan busied herself as usual around the house. The film got to the part where they named Costner, 'Dances with Wolves'.


I said to Jan, "do you know what they call me?"


"No," she said.


"It's, 'Still Waiting For His Dinner'," I said, "what do they call you?"


"Living with a prat," she said.