An elderly man walks into a confessional.
He tells the priest, 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children and grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Then why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'Bloody hell, I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody.'
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