Don't try this at home

Have you ever sat next to an irritating person who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to enjoy your well-earned privacy. Probably in a cell somewhere:

1. Quietly and calmly open your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

3. Start it.

4. Make sure the annoying person can clearly see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep breath - and open the following web address.

6 Get a good lawyer.