Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Smoooooth
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
A mutual appreciation event
Monday, October 29, 2007
"Let's be careful out there"
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Days like this
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Do you really want to know?
Log on to http://www.sat-gps-locate.com the results are amazing.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
It's pissing down!
Monday, October 22, 2007
Thanks, Wendy
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Roquefort
Saturday, October 20, 2007
So now you know
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Chez Dyna
A touch of reality
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Catching up
Monday, October 15, 2007
Adios and gracias
Wow, wow, wow, I'm not usually lost for words but when we came to settle the bill this morning, there was absolutely nothing to pay. We were stunned, we were speechless. We have stayed, and eaten, in 5 star luxury for five days and nights and our host Luis (and my new best friend) picked up the tab. I was quite emotional and admit to a tear in my eye as I said to Jan, "We should have stayed for another week!"
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Tat and more tat
We had been told about this 'great' market in nearby Teguise so off we went. I have to say that something didn't feel right for me but off we went. Hmnnn. What a load of tat. This little sign somehow summed it all up.
Not to worry, when we got back to the hotel, having found another recommended restaurant shut for the day, we headed for the 17th floor and their Altamar restaurant. The food, wine and views were excellent and made a fitting end to a lovely break.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Are you hungry yet?
Friday, October 12, 2007
A lunar landscape
80 million years with no sex
To keep you in the loop
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Self control
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
On the wrong foot
Driving around Barcelona in the rush hour is scary and it all seems to work but you do have to have your wits about you.
We’re in Air Europa, coach, which isn’t actually that bad. The leg room is OK and as it’s a 3.00 hour flight I’ve got my iPod plugged in. Cool.
After upgrading the car to something with air con we make the fifteen minute drive to the hotel.
The Arrecife Gran Hotel is 5 star, the tallest building on the island. I’m writing this from the twelth floor, overlooked only by low flying aircraft. Whilst I have 5 star ambitions, I don't have a 5 star pocket, the reason we are here is because the bridegroom is ‘management’ and we gratefully got a ‘deal’. We check in, and something isn’t right but it’s difficult to put your finger on it. OK, we got stuck into the complimentary wine and forgot about the car parked at the front. We met up later with Joachim, who sat next to us on our flight, and he told us that he’d got a ’ticket’. I went outside to check and sure enough we’d got one as well. Not to worry I said, I’ll park the car and pay the 30 euros. BUT - when you looked closely at the ticket it wasn't for 30 euros but for 300 euros. Welcome to Lanzarote. Bastards. I was really incensed. There were no 'no parking' signs and I took lots of photos to prove it. I’m mad. Generally I’d just have paid the fine, but this is robbery. Day light robbery. 300 euros, the bastards. They pick on an obvious hire car and know that the hire company will pay the fine. I’m up for a fight. Big time. This is outrageous. So I take a long walk to the police station and Jan comes with me. Senor policeman was actually very nice (I always find that in my dealings with police) and told me what to do to get the ticket 'scrubbed'. Hmnnnn. Anyway, back at the hotel Andrea, Friday's bride gets involved and offers to have the ticket 'dealt with' by her hubby to be, Luis, who 'knows' people. Luis is also embarrassed and angry because it's not a good start to their celebrations and he doesn't need this problem outside his hotel. Watch this space, but something deep inside tells me that I'll be paying this.Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Rugby jokes
World leaders are united in their praise for the All Blacks in doing their bit to reduce their carbon footprint by dropping the Wallabies off on their way home!
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What's the difference between the All Blacks and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Have you heard about the new All Black bra?
Great support but no cup.
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What's the difference between an All Black and an arsonist???
An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches
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What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the world cup semi-final.....
The All Blacks
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NEWSFLASH
Graham Henry found dead in hotel room, 4.5 million suspects
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What's the difference between viagra and Graham Henry,
Viagra will give you a semi!!!
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Sitges
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OK, today’s big decision. Hit the shops in Barcelona or drive down to Sitges for lunch? Despite the obvious temptation, Sitges won because we like the place, there are lots of shops and it’s nice to have lunch by the sea. As we headed south out of Barcelona we passed several exotic shops with exotic sounding names. Names like Leroy Merlin, Decathlon and Carrefour. France hates competition from abroad but has no hesitation in invading other countries! But that’s another story.
When it comes to restaurants, we generally choose well? El Rincon de Pepe, Paseo de la Ribera, 93 894 50 54 is very smart, right on the sea front and looked immediately appealing. They had Arroz Negra, which we had already decided we wanted, on the menu, so the rest was easy. It was all superb helped no doubt by an excellent wine recommended by our waiter. Belondrade y Lurton 2005 made with 100% Verdejo (never had that one before) was superb. After a siesta in the sun, when Jan had a paddle in the sea, we headed back.
Just to round off a perfect afternoon I found an unencrypted wireless connection back at the flat. Some people are just born lucky!
Monday, October 08, 2007
Barcelona
The rain cleared enough for us to walk out for dinner. Ben and Paula, whose flat we are using, live in an area called Gracia, an interesting area to the north of Barcelona with a distinct bohemian feel. The streets are very narrow, difficult to traverse, especially with our car, but quaint nonetheless. Dinner wasn’t memorable; we rather stupidly chose a restaurant that served food with a heavy French influence. We were tired!
Someone knows how big I am!
On a more sober note, this morning we left for Barcelona. After dropping Josh for his flight home from Nimes, we hit the motorway for a couple of nights in Barcelona prior to a flight to Lanzarote for our third wedding of the year. All will be revealed.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Saturday, October 06, 2007
And for my next trick
Pneus en Ligne
Friday, October 05, 2007
Not here, there
Thursday, October 04, 2007
A shortage of doctors
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
A fighting spirit
You can probably guess that not much is happening at the ranch at the mo. The most interesting thing that I'm dealing with at present is leaving the house dressed for autumn, in jeans and sweatshirt, and then complaining as the sun comes out and it hits 25C in the shade. Still, can't complain! It's turned out nice again!