Ever since they last came back from kennels, Max, who is usually quite gentle, has become quite dominant and greedy when it comes to food. Minnie, bless her, now refuses to eat until Max has finished and, if he finishes first, he will barge in and start to eat her food. Anyway, Jan now has to stand between them, whilst they eat, to keep Max out of Minnie's bowl. Yesterday Max, very unusually, growled at Jan as she tried to keep them apart. Needless to say Jan, who is normally very calm and gentle, got very angry with him and threatened to cut off his balls. Grief, I think I'd better watch my step for the next few weeks.
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Talking about Minnie, the 10 years old daughter of our recent visitors started to giggle when she was introduced to Minnie last week. It transpires that Minnie is the latest street name for a vagina, hence the mirth. You have been warned!
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Good grief. An audience of 33,000 people causes mayhem in Belgium. The authorities there need to wake up. Every Saturday in England there are over 20 football matches with much bigger attendances. What's going on?
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