Pay attention at the back

Yesterday was mostly spent doing general maintenance in preparation for visitors, next week. Why so early I hear you say. Well, because we are popping over to Liverpool today to see the Eagles in concert tomorrow and we return a couple of hours before our guests arrive on Wednesday. Everything has to be shipshape by then. Are you paying attention to all this rubbish? (More to the point do we want to know all this rubbish? - Ed.)