RIP

It's with great sadness that I announce the demise of my favorite tee shirt. Jan gets particularly upset when I wear it, mainly because there are more holes than cloth. I think that I bought the tee shirt in June 1996, so at a little under 10 years old, you (men readers) will understand my attachment to this ancient relic. This tee shirt has witnessed 2 general elections, a major international conflict and my divorce. Frankly, there wasn't much difference between the last 2 events. Anyway, please raise your glass (BUT DO NOT SING AULD LANG SYNE) and wish my old friend a happy and peaceful retirement.