Friday, February 18, 2011

You haven't stopped groaning yet

And if you thought the last one was bad, here's another from Nigel. This one's for you Serge.

I found a tiny half frozen bird as I walked to my girlfriend's house, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.

When I showed it to her, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a bit of sex.

She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".

1 comment:

Jean said...

You're right. It was bad.