Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Never trust a blonde


A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.


He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.


Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.


Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"


Not one hand went up .. So she took them home and ate them.

1 comment:

Mark said...

Hi Alex, I’m back but the old blog has gone. THE NAME EXPIRED and some guy from Cyprus is now selling cars from it, I wouldn't mind but so far I haven't received any commission!!
Here is the address of my new blog :

http://saintemaximeliving.blogspot.com/