I've seen the cheese

It's not easy writing a blog unless of course you are totally barmy (and there are plenty of those around) and I have always tried hard not to take the piss out of other blogs. But.
I don't really have 'the muse' at the moment and I'm finding writing anything interesting difficult (but then you always have! - Ed). Looking around for inspiration I came across this site. It's a blog from a woman that is obsessed with cheese. Yes, bloody cheese. She takes a picture of some bloody cheese or turnips and somehow thinks that it makes an interesting post. Get a load of the second one down. It's fog for christsake. And, just in case you are tempted to copy any of it she has a bloody copyright notice on the site. As if, lady!! As if!
If you stop laughing for a second and refocus you'll see that she has applied for French citizenship. If the police find her blog they'll take one look at it and fire her arse out of the country. There are already enough nutters in France without adding anymore.