Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,
"How about a quickie this morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How inappropriate ! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."George it's pronounced 'quiche.'
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