Sunday, April 20, 2008

Hmnnnnnn


I don't normally 'do' political jokes, mainly because I empathise with anybody trying to run a country. At best you are only going to please half the population but more importantly I don't want to turn this blog into political propoganda.

It's like having the England football manager's job. Who would want the job when you have 60 million people, who all have an opinion and who all know better than you do, breathing down your neck?

This joke from CC did however make me snigger.

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. But we can take an arsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have most of the UK looking for work within twenty-four hours!

2 comments:

Mark said...

luv it! you’ve got to feel sorry for the bloke as he is on a hiding to nothing!! LOL

mpprh said...

So, on a scale of 1 to 10 which one today finds himself the happier man :

Tony Blair

Gordon Brown

I'll give you a clue - one of them keeps wetting himself on the way to the bank.

The other one .........


Peter