Oysters, in the market in Sommieres, are sooo cheap (four euros a dozen for the big ones). I've tried them in the past but I can't see the attraction.
'I stopped eating snot when I was two,' is my standard reply to anyone who offers me one.
Anyway, Jan was sitting next to a female friend, G, at the market on Saturday and G was eating oysters. They were whispering in an animated way when they both burst out laughing and couldn't stop.
I asked what was funny and Jan said, 'oh, just girly stuff.'
Being a nosey sod I asked her again later. It transpired that Jan, who has never eaten an oyster, because she just doesn't fancy them, had asked G if the rumour that oysters are an aphrodisiac is true.
Quick as flash, G glanced up at her husband, who was also eating oysters and said, 'God I hope not.'
Why do women find this sort of stuff so funny?
(We'll sit down for a chat some day soon - Ed)
1 comment:
Have you tried massaging the oysters into your loved ones sensitive areas ?
Saves having to eat them !
Peter
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