I was right in the middle of trying to persuade Jan that the new medicine that I'd been prescribed this week had to be taken as follows, 'Three times a day after sex.'
No matter how hard I tried she just wouldn't listen. I was getting nowhere.
As if from the gods, a message from Carolina arrived. It contained this link. What it said was that I could buy a nose spray that would put me more in tune with people's feelings.
Well, that's great. If all you need is a nose spray to get you laid then I'll get some. (I think you've missed the point - Ed)
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It's a pity it takes a nasal spray to make men vaguely empathetic - or even human!
I'd like to spray a few politicians in the UK at the moment.
Yes, Jan, but to spray politicians you'd need an airplane, like those they use for pesticides!!!!! ;o) xx
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