One of the benefits of being a lazy fat bastard is that I can spend lots of time reading the newspapers. I try hard to read the full spectrum of political bias so that I can form a well rounded opinion about the issues of the day (the only thing well rounded around here mate, is you - Ed).
Talking about well rounded, has anyone noticed, how the 'red tops' tend to have more naked ladies than the more serious broadsheets. I knew that would come as a surprise!
I read them purely for genuine political research you understand. Take today's Sun, how else would get to know more about Nikkala 26, from Middlesex? I wonder how she will vote?
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