The Daily Mash

This is an excerpt from the email I get from The Daily Mash.


"So, heroin production fell sharply in Afghanistan last year, so far in fact that it's now only double the level it was before we went there in the first place. Hurrah indeed. But hang on, won't this lead to a shortage of heroin on our streets and soaring prices as a result? And won't that mean that every cold turkey crazed addict will now have to mug us for two mobile phones instead of one? Gentlemen, return to your drawing boards."