Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Anything for the weekend?

They're still not big enough! (Dream on! - Ed)


Barb in North Carolina said...

True story.

When my best friend's not quite ex-husband started going through her household trash, we decided he really needed something to find. Fortified by a tumblers or so of wine, we headed down to the local discount store to find condoms.

Imagine if you will the giggling that took place when two middle-aged, slightly tipsy, long married women discover that condoms come in sizes. We picked up a package of "Magnum" figuring that it would provide maximum aggravation to her idiot ex.

Imagine too, if you will, the chagrin we experienced when, walking out of the aisle with an extra large box of "Magnum" condoms in our cart, we bump into her former boss, my current co-worker, a semi-psycho bible thumper.
We were in tears we were laughing so hard.

Alex said...

A brilliant story. Thank you.