Balls

And there were only 20 messages in the spam folder this morning. They can't have got tired already, can they?

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Do you know the medical distinction between guts and balls? Here's a handy guide.

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Hi darling, are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late, after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Medically speaking, there is no difference since both ultimately result in death.

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Talking about balls.