China has been celebrating 60 years of communist rule. That's fine. Good for them. Their parades look very impressive. All these men and women marching in perfect time and in a perfect line. Good effort I say.
But something has been puzzling and worrying me for a long time. How the hell do they get all the soldiers in their parades, the same height? Thousands of the the buggers, all 5 foot 6 tall (or whatever). I think it's kinda spooky. Is there a hospital somewhere shaving bits off. We need to be told. The world needs to know.
2 comments:
They're not all short, they send the really tall ones to the US to play basketball.
It is all in the 3D shoe and hat sizes.
Simple
Peter
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