Thursday, October 01, 2009

Time to reflect

China has been celebrating 60 years of communist rule. That's fine. Good for them. Their parades look very impressive. All these men and women marching in perfect time and in a perfect line. Good effort I say.
But something has been puzzling and worrying me for a long time. How the hell do they get all the soldiers in their parades, the same height? Thousands of the the buggers, all 5 foot 6 tall (or whatever). I think it's kinda spooky. Is there a hospital somewhere shaving bits off. We need to be told. The world needs to know.


Barb in North Carolina said...

They're not all short, they send the really tall ones to the US to play basketball.

mpprh said...

It is all in the 3D shoe and hat sizes.