The thought of prison inmates running call centres in Austria made me think about how a typical call might go.
CC: Allo, und ow can I be ze helping of you?
Me: I'd like to buy a car.
CC: Vat make? Vee ave good prizes on ze VW und ze Mereceds.
Me: Well, I rather fancied a Daewoo Matiz. (I was going through a bad patch)
CC: How iz you spelligs zat?
Me: (Spells it out)
CC: How are you spelligs zat?
Me: (Spells it again)
CC: Is de wagen made in ze faterland?
Me: Oh forget it, I'll have a VW.
CC: Zat is und gut wagen. Und how iz you to maken ze payment?
Me: Can I pay with my credit card?
CC: Zertanly zur. Zat vill do nizely.
Me: (Gives credit card details)
CC: Und de tree liitle numbers on ze back und ze pinny numbers.
Me: (Thinks to self - something doesn't feel right about all this)
CC: Sank you sur. Ze wagen vill be wid you as zoon as it has binstollen made.
CC: Allo, und ow can I be ze helping of you?
Me: I'd like to buy a car.
CC: Vat make? Vee ave good prizes on ze VW und ze Mereceds.
Me: Well, I rather fancied a Daewoo Matiz. (I was going through a bad patch)
CC: How iz you spelligs zat?
Me: (Spells it out)
CC: How are you spelligs zat?
Me: (Spells it again)
CC: Is de wagen made in ze faterland?
Me: Oh forget it, I'll have a VW.
CC: Zat is und gut wagen. Und how iz you to maken ze payment?
Me: Can I pay with my credit card?
CC: Zertanly zur. Zat vill do nizely.
Me: (Gives credit card details)
CC: Und de tree liitle numbers on ze back und ze pinny numbers.
Me: (Thinks to self - something doesn't feel right about all this)
CC: Sank you sur. Ze wagen vill be wid you as zoon as it has bin
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