Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Conspiracy theories





I can't be the only person that has noticed this, but has anybody else noticed the similarity between the female, ex Soviet block countries, tennis players at Wimbledon? In the main they are all blond, sultry, tanned, very good looking, with very long slender legs (for goodness sake stop dribbling - Ed) and know how to hit a mean tennis ball. I want to be the first to start a conspiracy theory. The similarity between these girls reminds me of the film The Boys From Brazil. I'm convinced that there is a farm somewhere in Eastern Europe that is populated by blond amazons, both male and female, and they are churning out these kids in order to conquer the female tennis world. But where are the boys? I think that it's very spooky. We need to be told! Any takers?

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If proof were ever needed that the National Health Service is in a mess you just need to look at the recent terrorist activity. It appears that the perpetrators are, in the main, 'foreign' medics that work for the NHS. We need to hope that they're better doctors than terrorists. They're all bloody useless at blowing people up.
And, another conspiracy theory. Could they be linked to the incidence of MRSA in British hospitals? More people die from infection caught in UK hospitals than from road accidents!

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