Monday, April 05, 2010

A tail between his legs


Last year I mentioned that Max had been offered a shag and today was the day. Toni called and then brought his dog over to let them work their magic.

We were a little nervous because we'd (he'd) never been set up on a blind date before. She is a lovely looking dog and we 'introduced' them prior to leaving them with a bottle of wine and a packet of fags.

Well, did she want to know? She was about as receptive as I will be to voting labour. No way José. Even if all he wanted was sniff she growled at him. Poor old Max. Talk about leading a guy down the garden path. He was well up for it and she didn't want to know.

Ring any bells boys?

3 comments:

Carolina said...

But all we want to know is.... Where was Minnie during all this? Poor old Min, having to put up with "the other woman"... ;o)

Alex said...

A kind soul took her out for a walk whilst Max got ready for the dirty deed. When she got back she could smell a rat (Max) or at the very least she had thought that Max had been unfaithful. Poor Min and, by definition, poor Max.

Lynne said...

Poor Maxie. So near and yet so far....