The most unusual present I received this Xmas was from Kevin. It's a portable solar powered mobile phone charger. How cool is that. All I need now is a portable, solar powered mobile phone. (You are so stupid - Ed) Look, I don't want to sound ungrateful but I spent hundreds of pounds on Jan's present and all she came up with was a couple of shirts, a couple of DVDs, some books and a gay watch. Still, I can wear the watch and impress my gay friends and at least I didn't get any socks. I've got a big birthday coming up in a couple of weeks so I'll get the pressure on now for something spectacular. (You'll be lucky if you get anything at all - Ed)
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